Anonymous Asked: dolan pls

iz aktewli riby

Anonymous Asked: NOU PLS

NOJMEZIH8U

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Anonymous Asked: I hope you're enjoying this lovely conversation. But bby qurl. I'm afraid. I no longer have any pitch forks. The amount of time you have asked me to staple your vagina to your forehead has literally been to many to count. I'm sure that oneday you will learn how to do it yourself but for now. I wish you luck good sir. I think i could probably put your belly button on your nose though. (; nomnom

Oh kind sir/madam/grey blob thing from the deep, I am quite enjoying this conversation as it is exhilarating and making my blood pressure come to a halt, such a halt that it is actually pumping faster than china’s birth rate, but alas, what I was to teleport to your location and leave a pitchfork in an unsuspecting place for you to call your own? I’m sorry I enjoy vagina stapling, it gives me a rush of joy nothing else could compare to. I could indeed do it myself but this would require some form of effort and this my dear friend is not a option. 
I asked for a pitchfork through my vagina and you call me a sir? You must be on some mad drugs.
No. My belly button represents my innocence as I have a purity ring through it.
YEAH TRY REPLY TO THAT GREYMAN 

90smoron:

I don’t even know what to do about like anything anymore. I just want to be a goldfish so that I can forget everything.

This isnt like me~

So yup, full serious post, first time ever 0mq, but any of you that have conversed with me, or have met/know me in real life that know anything or are intact with let say.. spiritual/reincarnatious type beliefs, not religion, fuckthatshit, but like yeah, cause I wish to discuss & ask some types of questions on personal experience or knowledge x0

Heythur

Even though I am undeniably happy with my life and what I have become, I might as well say it
With all the thoughts I have, with all the things I vision and memories I have that aren’t familiar, I can safely say Ill end up in a psych ward or a mental hospital in my later years~

Anonymous Asked: I'm going to staple your cunt to your forehead if you cant get the whole thing down o:

Is it awkward how that’s kinda one of my fetishes? 
Unf staple it with a pitchfork ~ 

THIS IS DAVE. HE IS EVERYTHING

(Source: blessing-the-fall-of-eternity)